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Let’s not mince words here. You’re an older guy who is looking to attract a younger hottie. You’re either out of a relationship, or your not looking for women your age because… well, let’s face it – they’re old.

We’re going to assume that you’ve seen plenty of porn. What you’re seeing there, it’s not magic or special effects. These are professionals. Giving a blow job is one thing, but giving the perfect, like you see on film blow job is something else entirely.

Well, it’s official.The Jimmy Kimmel ‘Twerking fail video’ has won the award for the best viral video of the year at the ‘Webby’s’

As a woman myself, I have never really been too sure where I stand on American football cheerleaders. Are they pretty dancing girls there to add to the excitement of the game, or is it sexist garbage, where blokes perv at the lovely looking girls whilst drinking beer and watch their team play the game? I’m no rampant feminist, but I’m totally torn on it.

I remember when I was a kid, just about. It seemed like every third advert was about AIDS. AIDS was everywhere. My girlfriend had a virus at the age of six, and after watching TV and learning that ‘people with the virus would be dead in three years’, proceeded to tell her Mum that she would be dead by the age of nine.

So finally it is St Georges Day. This is truly one of my favourite days of the year, and a big reason I wrote this article yesterday (by the time you read this, I will likely be very drunk, having booked the day off) As a proud Englishman, it pleases me how the day has become more and more popular.

I always used to get into trouble at school. I was never bad, or a bully, far from it. I was just a bit of a smart arse who made jokes at the wrong time. The worst I ever got was a trip to the headmasters office. I certainly never got suspended.

Few Brits have modelled for Playboy, but Ann Denise has done just that. A makeup artists and former gym instructor from Manchester, this busty brunette is as hot as it gets. With credits in both Nuts and Zoo, she is no stranger to tasteful nudity, but after a photographer recommended her to Playboy she leapt at the opportunity. We’re glad she did!!

Stoya is not your average porn star. For one, she was Digital Playground’s first alt porn contract girl, carving a niche for herself in that particular world by appearing just that little bit different than the average porn chick. Her shoots have always been done with creative edge and she’s never been afraid to experiment on screen.

Sex toys come in all shapes and sizes. Dildo’s and vibrators are found in numerous couples bedrooms these days, and have become part of most men and women’s sex lives. The normalisation of items like this has led to people trying to find more outlandish things to use as sex toys, with sometimes disastrous results.