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With only a few days until Christmas, it’s time to start your Christmas shopping. Buying the perfect Christmas gift doesn’t have to require a lot of legwork – there are plenty of sexy gifts available, so you’re spoilt for choice. Take a look at some of these luxurious gifts to fuel your erotic imagination.

OK, I will get straight to it. Let us talk about erectile dysfunction (or ED as it is also known). You know, where you struggle to get, or maintain an erection. Where Pele comes and does an advert about it, and then goes “get help, I would”, just to remind us he has no problems down there.

We love watching porn. There is nothing quite like an adult video to turn us on. However, we all like different types. For some it might be lesbian porn, while others are keen to enjoy a little anal.

I was always a big fan of Futurama. No, not the horrifically dumbed down version of Futurama which came back after the break, but the good one. You know, the time when Fry found out that despite his brother always teasing him, he did love him and missed him when he went missing. And don’t get me on to the one where Fry’s dog Seymour waited for him every day from when Fry was frozen, to the day the loyal dog died. Actually, I’m trying to forget that one as it makes me tear up.

A dirty weekend away is a lot of fun. You and your partner sneak off somewhere for a little romance and a lot of sex. It is the perfect way to de-stress, especially if you have had a tough week at work. Plus, it feels good. So if you are looking for a fun thing to do, hotel sex might be ideal!

Anyone who has been keeping up to date with the news in Sweden will have heard about the rise in sex crime at music festivals this year. Without delving into the reasons why this is the case, it is safe to say that there have been a number of plans that have been put in place to make it stop. These including anti-grabbing bracelets and ‘girls only zones’. Sadly, it seems these have all failed. Now they have another idea, that being ‘value contracts’.

In a rather strange story, a woman has been filmed giving a guy a blowjob in the middle of a nightclub.

1999 was a big year for many countries. In Sweden, it meant the arrival of the Swedish model, which made it illegal to pay for sex. This meant that clients suddenly found themselves on the wrong side of the law and at risk of getting into trouble. The Danish went the other way. Denmark decided to instead decriminalise sex work, believing that it would be easier to police a trade that is illegal rather than illegal. And Denmark hasn’t stopped there.

Thinking of buying some sex toys? It can be pretty intimidating. There are so many different types of there for you to buy that figuring out the perfect ones to keep at home can be tough. When you are first starting to use them in the bedroom, it is best to stick with the essential sex toys and not go over the top.

I spent 15 minutes thinking about whether I should actually write this piece. When everyone comes to the XEscorts blog, they usually come for a laugh at crazy sex stories from the world. If they are not here for that, then there is the sex advice or the escort tips. This is a place of for escapism, so we don’t really deal with important issues here. However, the stories coming out regarding the sexual abuse of footballers by their coaches when they were young really can’t be allowed to pass without comment.