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I don’t care if I will sound like the Grinch, but Christmas is one of the most boring days of the year for me. You wake up, you have your bacon sandwiches in the morning, you go to mass at church, you come back home to open your presents, you overeat, and then you spend the last 8 hours of the day watching Xmas movies that the channels repeat every fucking year.

Hey, it is almost Christmas , but that doesn’t mean there isn’t time for some messed up sex story from around the world. This time we don’t need to travel too far as the fucked up shit comes from old Blighty, where a woman is accused of letting a dog have sex with her.

We’ve seen a lot of people come and go in the porn industry. Some of them have been on screen for years and have made a name for themselves, others have only been in the business for one season but still made a name for themselves.

The penis is a funny thing. As a guy, I can say it. It is fair to say, unless we sit around, whipping it out, and showing it off to our friends, the only one we will ever see is our own. Therefore, what us guys know about them is actually pretty small. Oh, let us now forget porn, where many of us are trying to work out if they have normal sized penises or not. It is a confusing landscape.

Having a threesome is the ultimate fantasy for many. It sits at the top of almost every sexy bucket list. You might have had one before, or perhaps you’ve just heard friends talking about how amazing their threesome was. Either way, you will probably have decided that you want a threesome for yourself. You know, to see if they really are all that they are cracked up to be.

With only a few days until Christmas, it’s time to start your Christmas shopping. Buying the perfect Christmas gift doesn’t have to require a lot of legwork – there are plenty of sexy gifts available, so you’re spoilt for choice. Take a look at some of these luxurious gifts to fuel your erotic imagination.

OK, I will get straight to it. Let us talk about erectile dysfunction (or ED as it is also known). You know, where you struggle to get, or maintain an erection. Where Pele comes and does an advert about it, and then goes “get help, I would”, just to remind us he has no problems down there.

We love watching porn. There is nothing quite like an adult video to turn us on. However, we all like different types. For some it might be lesbian porn, while others are keen to enjoy a little anal.

I was always a big fan of Futurama. No, not the horrifically dumbed down version of Futurama which came back after the break, but the good one. You know, the time when Fry found out that despite his brother always teasing him, he did love him and missed him when he went missing. And don’t get me on to the one where Fry’s dog Seymour waited for him every day from when Fry was frozen, to the day the loyal dog died. Actually, I’m trying to forget that one as it makes me tear up.

A dirty weekend away is a lot of fun. You and your partner sneak off somewhere for a little romance and a lot of sex. It is the perfect way to de-stress, especially if you have had a tough week at work. Plus, it feels good. So if you are looking for a fun thing to do, hotel sex might be ideal!