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I am a sucker for ear candy. I love the sound of a guy whispering all the dirty things he wants to do to me.

Then again, what woman wouldn’t get wet at the sound of their companions being naughty over the phone. It’s a great way to release some sexualtension, especially if you live far away from your partner. So, some bright young man or lady has come up with the idea where they can contact their spouses by phone and make them cum through the use of their filthy vocabulary. We have to thank Martin Cooper for his mobile phone invention!

When you have a fetish it can be difficult to fully explore it, especially if the people in your life aren’t quite as understanding about it as you would hope they would be. For a lot of people, they find a range of fetishes disgusting and simply don’t get the appeal of them, which can make getting the confidence to actually talk about what it is you really want in bed tough. You want to be able to freely explore your fetish, which is why dominatrix escorts are so popular. They won’t judge you in the same way that others do.

Gentlemen, you can’t deny that the only reason you watched ‘Baywatch’ when you were teenagers is because you wanted to see Pamela Anderson running on the beach.

For years we have believed that sex addicts were being spurred on by the amount of porn they were watching. After all, there are thousands, if not millions, of porn sites out there, with many of them offering a variety of free videos for you to watch and jerk off to. For a long time it just seemed to make sense that porn fuelled sex addiction, and so when people said a lot of us found ourselves agreeing… but it seems that it is no longer the case.

There aren’t many things we hate here at Escort England, but it is fair to say, one thing we don’t like is homophobia. This is why we found the following incident so amusing.

It has been one of he craziest viral sensations of the year. The picture of Jemima Campion with the Chuckle Brothers, where due to an optical illusion, her arm ended up looking like a penis coming out of a glass, has taken the internet by storm.

The sex industry is a difficult one to be a part of at the moment. Countries all around the world are trying to decide whether sex work is real work, and when it comes to escorting in particular, they aren’t sure if it is. They think escorting is as simple as lying on your back, but we all know that it is a lot more complicated than that. The problem is that all of the changing laws are making it harder for escorts, and so staying safe is more challenging than before.

Everyone has a fetish that turns them on, whether it would be role-playing, feet, BDSM – that’s mine! – we all have a kink that makes our dicks hard and our pussies wet. Normally, urophilia is classified under BDSM, but not everyone wants to wear a piss gag and be forced to drink someone else’s urine. Still, a lot of people enjoy nothing more than a little sprinkle on their companion’s soft skin.

If you’re going to ask me if porn provides us an unrealistic view on sex, I would reply with another question where I ask if the Star Wars film are making us believe that the Galactic Empire will take over the House of Parliament.

Everyone likes different things in bed, and trying to cater for everyone’s unique tastes is a real challenge. You might feel that, no matter what you do when it comes to sex, you simply aren’t getting it right, but finding out what the right thing to do is often is very difficult, which is why we’ll just try anything in the hope of getting it oh-so right!