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There is always time for a little naughtiness during the working weeks at the St Barts Gynecology unit.

I know what you’re thinking – “too much” sex can’t be bad for you because it feels oh so good, and you can never have too much of a good thing. In fact, all of our research shows that sex is actually good for you, and it can save your relationship if you have enough.

I stayed sitting perfectly still, my eyes on the clock on the wall. He should have been here ten minutes ago, and had let me know that he was running a little late. Still, it isn’t a good idea to upset your mistress.

When porn comes up in conversation, it doesn’t tend to be in favour of it. Sure, there are some who see it as a bit of harmless entertainment, but many think it is disgusting and should be confined to the darkest corners of the internet.

Any attraction to transexuals is often accompanied for one single question: does my attraction make me gay? Sadly the answer is rarely clear cut. If you’re walking down the street and you see an attractive man, and feel a surge of blood rush southwards to your penis, then we can certainly say you’re probably harbouring some homosexual tendencies. However, no one would blame you for having the same reaction when you see one of the many well-endowed transexuals out there. Hell, even if you know that the person is a transexual, basic male sex-drive would still consider anything with longlegs sexually. After all, we’re conditioned to think of sex every six seconds.

Currently, all eyes are on the sex industry as the days count down until the law making it illegal to pay for sex in Northern Ireland. Northern Ireland isn’t the first place to criminalise the client, as both Sweden and Norway have taken this action.

One of the great questions in life throughout history has been ‘what do women actually want?’. Well, to be fair, when it comes to life and love, no-one has really worked that one out. It could be argued that women don’t even know themselves. However, there is one area where we can figure out what their tastes are, and that is in porn viewing.

Relationships tend not to last very long anymore, and if they do they usually feature two people unhappily attached to each other with very little they can do about it, and so they just stay together.

For some the idea of cybersex and virtual reality porn represents the advent of a beautiful new age – where technology meets liberalism, and together they have a wondrous child called endless pleasure. We’d all like to envisage a future where our sexual appetites can be sated by the turn of a switch, and company, whether sexual or not, is never more than an arm’s reach away.

An escort was brutally bludgeoned to death, then wrapped in a black bin liner, a court heard.