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It’s a struggle for many of you. You’ll jump through every hoop to get them into bed, go through all of the foreplay in the right way, and then as soon as you start having sex you’re desperately trying to hold in your load and stop yourself from blowing. All of your efforts are in bed were in vain as you spend your wad almost as soon as it begins.

Yes, you have read that correctly. If you think you are a sex entrepreneur, whether you are “a startup virgin” or “an experienced entrepreneur”, then you might just get the chance to pitch your genius and sexy idea to Durex and Red Pagoda Resources. Yes, really.

Russia doesn’t exactly have the greatest reputation when it comes to sex and relationships. For a start, LGBT people do not seem to have the same rights as others, despite the fact that what happens behind closed doors between two consenting (same sex) adults was decriminalised in 1993. Gay men and lesbian women are just not accepted.

Porn is great. For a short amount of time you get to escape to a fantasy land where every woman is perfectly shaven and busty, while every man has a cock that makes a police truncheon look small. Each position they try works flawlessly without a single sign of struggle or uncomfortableness, and as soon as the man even looks at the woman “OH MY GOD” she’s having an orgasm.

Sexy transsexual escorts are becoming more and more popular. People are eager to spend some time with them, as they feel as though they get the best of both worlds, while still enjoying a date with a sexy lady.

If you’ve had a tough and stressful week, watching porn and having a wank or some hard sex with your partner can be a fantastic way to de-stress yourself. You can just relax and enjoy it, and maybe even go out for a delicious dinner afterwards.

Sex toys can be great fun to use in the bedroom. There is nothing sexier than seeing your partner writhing and moaning on the bed as you press a vibrating bullet on her clit to make her scream.

There are women out there who love nothing better than sucking dick. They enjoy doing it, and seeing the look on their partner’s face when they do it (along with the noises they make while they are going at it) is a huge turn on.

We all know the saying “don’t rock the boat”, but that is what usually happens if you are lucky enough to have sex on the high seas. Being on a boat and fucking like rabbits is huge fun, but sometimes you need to think about where you are.

You should be whacking off in April. For most of you, you probably won’t need any more information about why. You’ll just be glad for the excuse. But there’s a pretty good reason… having a wank can save your life, if you do it the right way.