SEX

Have you ever thought that contraception, like the condom, could ever be ‘re-engineered’? No? Well, where have you been since the first condom was made 150 years ago?

Have you ever noticed that some of the Olympian swimmers, like Michael Phelps the beautiful dolphin, have giant red spots on their backs?

Out of all of the districts that I’ve been in the country, Bath was one of the best cities that I settled down in England. It’s the home of Southgate, the Jane Austin Centre, and one of my favourite vegan restaurants ever.

I’m sure that everyone on this earth has thought about the world of sadism & masochism at least once, where they pondered about what the life of a little piggy is like. Some people have taken that thought a step further and started to think about being a little piggy themselves.

People always say that nice guys finish last. In many areas of life, this is seen as a negative thing… but in the bedroom, it is another matter. Finishing last means that you have the chance to get your partner off and leave them feeling satisfied before you get to enjoy your own orgasm. It is a great thing! And it seems that nice guys actually get to enjoy more sex!

This was not what I was expecting when I said I wanted a nice night with him. Not was I was expecting at all. And now my former school teacher is on top of me, thrusting his throbbing shaft in and out of me while I’m looking at his gorgeous black hair while he smiles and moans at me.

I remember back in 2006 having a very interesting conversation with one of my friends. He explained to me that he only cheated on his girlfriend because she was crap in bed. I retorted that he maybe only thought she was crap because he watched far too much porn, and explained how real sex wasn’t what you saw in films. He actually agreed that was a good possibility (and then continued to cheat on her until they eventually broke up). Ten years later, it seems I may have been ahead of the curve.

We all dream to have the kind of sex that makes your toes curl in, your whole body shudder, and your eyes roll into the back of your head. Having an orgasm that intense from sex is a huge fantasy for many people, but actually making it a reality seems to be a challenge. You need to find a partner capable of giving you the hottest sex of your life… and that is just the start!

I wanted to be an animal with him. I wanted him to rub my cunt hard until I climaxed all over his fingers.

Guys, you can’t knock BDSM until you’ve tried it. I mean, if it’s so bad, then why are there so many lingerie shops selling D/S equipment, or so many people talking about how exhilarating it is on Youtube?