SEX

It is maybe the most horrific thing I have seen on the internet in a long time. A couple in Portugal have been filmed having sex, in public, right in front of their daughter.

Among all the things women like to wear to turn men on, a naked women drenched in water with a towel or robe at the most is what men would actually prefer to see. Something about steam, humidity and wet bodies looking like they’ve been dipped in lubricant makes an innocent shower turn dirty. The shower has to be one of the steamiest places to bang and what’s more, a shared shower or shower sex is a sensational self cleaning scene of kink.

I don’t have a lot of time or energy to write a new journal entry, but I do have the time to say this. Ever since I’ve had sex in the pool with Andreo, I haven’t been feeling like my usual self. I don’t know whether it’s because my client doesn’t like my work, or that Marcos hasn’t stopped texting me yet. However, what I do know…is that I’m late.

Bobby Brown is soon going to release a memoir, called Every Little Step. Those of you who are eager to read his book know already that through this book he is going to make public many less known details of his life.

Whether you hit the gym, or however you choose to work out, you’re not just going to feel its rewards while walking down the street. When you exercise consistently, you’re also going to get that body of yours in shape for an epic performance in between the sheets. While a part of you may protest the toil and sweat involved, the other part of you can relax with knowing that the fruits of your labor will be the best shag of your life.

Though many of you probably know nothing about this, at the end of this month Skirt Club opens in Sydney. It is already famous in London, and even if you might not know much, your partners are probably very familiar with it.

Though hard to believe for many of you, according to a new study, women want to have sex more than their partners imagine. The study was conducted by the psychologists at the University of Toronto and the University of Western Ontario.

So, you’ve let your dominant persona rise from its dormancy and now you want to let it run wild. You’ve grasped the aspect of how dominatrixes and mistresses act towards their slaves, and now you want to learn the tools of the trade when you want to smack your little pig up in your sex dungeon.

Rule 34 of the internet tells us that, if it exists, there is porn of it. Still, there are some things that we tend not to think of when we think about porn. Religion and being religious isn’t one of them.

Sex is great. No-one will ever tell you differently and, if they do, they simply might not be having the kind of intense, amazing sex that the rest of us are having. However, if we had sex every single time we were turned on and in the mood, we’d be exhausted. Sometimes, it is just better to enjoy a little masturbation to get you through the day.