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Food and sex work together, most of the time. Edible body paints to lick from your partner’s body, or food to erotically feed to each other. Some men even alter their diet to try and improve the taste of their semen. Bringing food in the bedroom can sometimes be messy, but it’s still a lot of fun.

There are many things you expect when you go to McDonald’s. Screaming kids, packed restaurants and convenient food. In that list however, I doubt many of us expect to see a man jerking off for a full half hour whilst the rest of the clientèle sit around looking shocked.

Readers of the Radio Times website were shocked this week when they entered the site and found an advert offering visitors a chance to ‘flirt now’ with sexy Russian brides.

Two guys in Kyoto, Japan have been arrested for creating shoes which look up unsuspecting ladies pants.

One of the biggest arguments that people who don’t like homosexuals use to justify their bigotry is their belief that being gay is a human invention, and that it is not something you see in the wild. Well, believe it or not, it appears that some male bears actually enjoy giving each other oral sex.

Here at XEscorts, we have to admit, one of our favourite programme’s on TV has to be ‘Sex Sent Me To The E.R’. We have seen all manner of crazy stories, which to be fair, sound like they have been made up. What is even more incredible is the fact they are 100% real!

Most guys fantasise about having a threesome. However, we all know that they can go wrong, with people possibly getting hurt. But not many people who get into threesomes imagine they can be hurt this way.

Two teenagers were killed after falling 60ft from a flat in East London, whilst apparently having sex.

Here at XEscorts, we love talking about sex. However, you may be surprised to hear that we are not one dimensional creatures. We actually have a number of people in the office who love nature as well. So imagine how interested we were when we came across the story of a woman who had sex with a dolphin.

When I think of Sex dolls, I usually envisage some 40 year old guy in the bedroom of his parents house, banging away on a plastic, inanimate object. That seedy, slightly strange image will not leave my head, no matter how much I try and convince myself life is a case of ‘each to their own’.