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A nature documentary in Africa was rudely interpreted this week when two lions began noisily having sex right in camera shot.

With all the advances in the electronics industry, it seemed only a matter of time before these innovations started to impact the porn industry in a positive way. Well, this advancement seems to have arrived, and is coming straight out of Thailand.

Women are never the most vocal at telling guys they are rubbish in bed. They realise they may sound insulting if they actually said what they were really thinking. Still, there are a number of things that they say that really give the game away.

In the escort industry, there has always been an issue with certain clients getting the wrong idea about appointments. Some, once they have seen an escort a number of times, begin to feel they have a ‘special relationship’. This, as we all know, can be a recipe for disaster.

When people are looking for something to help their flagging sex lives, one piece of advice that is usually trotted out is to ‘watch porn together’. This is meant to get you feeling hot and horny again, giving you new ideas to try out with your partner.

Here XEscorts, we pride ourselves on giving the best sex advice in the land. We speak to escorts and clients alike on a regular basis, so you can be assured of the quality of our tips. Still, there is some stuff out there on the internet, that even we are slightly taken aback by.

I love the United States of America. I make a point of going to New York at least twice a year just to feel the buzz. Contrary to the widely held view, they are a really friendly bunch I find. Still, that doesn’t stop the country as a whole having its fair share of eccentricity.

It seems that people still want to join the mile high club. The idea of sneaking off with a partner and having some hot action seems like the most exciting thing ever to some people, even if those airplane toilets are barely big enough to fit one person in, let alone two! Still, the fact that there are about 10 stewardesses knocking around always acts as a big turn off for me!

Here at XEscorts, we have been keeping up to date with the celebrity sex offence cases. We have watched with interest as cases against the likes of Bill Roache and Nigel Evans MP, have fallen flat on their faces, with what turned out to pretty poor cases. Still, we held fire on any accusation of a celebrity witch hunt, as that term can be used to brush real cases under the carpet.

Here at XEscorts we have a very liberal view on most things. Working in the sex industry, we accept the fact that many people want to get up to things others wouldn’t call ‘normal’. Still, there are lines that even we don’t want crossed.