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There aren’t many things we hate here at Escort England, but it is fair to say, one thing we don’t like is homophobia. This is why we found the following incident so amusing.

It has been one of he craziest viral sensations of the year. The picture of Jemima Campion with the Chuckle Brothers, where due to an optical illusion, her arm ended up looking like a penis coming out of a glass, has taken the internet by storm.

So, Charlie Sheen has announced he is HIV positive. It marks just the latest chapter in the life of a man who has seen seen sex, drugs and partying dominate his lifestyle. Are people upset this has happened? Yes. Are they surprised? Certainly not.

It sounds like something that you would find in a porno movie. A woman in Australia has been cleared of blackmailing a doctor after performing oral sex on him during an appointment.

It has to be said, not many of us want to see a ghost. Despite many people being fascinated by the supernatural, I suspect if most of us saw something strange, we would most likely shit our pants. However, if the stories coming from Torquay Museum in Devon are anything to go by, if we see this particular apparition, then we may well have a completely different reaction.

A few months ago I was sat with a glass of wine, just hopping around the channels to find something that wasn’t total crap. I happened upon a programme about paedophiles and the way we deal with them. I have to say, it was rather fascinating from start to finish.

A DNA study in America has claimed that it can accurately predict if you are gay or not. Yes, you did just hear me right!

For many people, sitting in front of the computer jerking off is one of their greatest pleasures in life. Watching porn or engaging in sex acts in front of partners on Skype have become very popular in these days of the Internet. However, it appears for some people, what was supposed to be a private (or semi-private encounter) actually had more company than they had bargained for.

A 21 year old girl who had sex with an 11 year old boy has escaped a jail sentence after the judge described her as ‘immature’.

We have all seen these female teachers recently who have been caught out sleeping with their students. For the most part they look all-right, certainly worth going with if you are a horny 15 year old. However, it is very rarely that you see one who is so attractive she should really be on the catwalk.