DISCUSSION

My girl friends and I get together roughly once a week to catch up and gossip about what’s going on in our lives. We talk about work, guys we are dating, and often we find ourselves talking about sex.

Last night, I was sat with my Mrs flitting round the TV, looking for something that wasn’t total rubbish. With over 1000 channels, you would have thought that would be an easier job. I stumbled on a show called 10,000BC. The premise of the programme was that 20 people would be chucked into some Bulgarian forest, and told to live like they would have done in the prehistoric ages for a couple of months. It actually sounded quite interesting.

When you think of porn orgasms, you tend to think of how fake they are with all of the screaming and moaning when someone so much as touches them. If that’s the case, you might be reading the title thinking “are you mad, Lara? Of course they are fake!” Well, it turns out that isn’t actually the case.

I think we’ve all been in this situation. You’re in bed with someone, having some fantastic sex, only to be left feeling unsatisfied once the other person has gotten what they want. Gee, thanks.

We all have accents that we love and find sexy. Personally, I love the Belfast accent and the South East England accents. Something about them just makes me think “yes!”

We are obsessed by BBW, or big beautiful women for those who don’t know. Everything about them drives us mad, from their big boobs to their big bouncing ass.

There is no denying it – we are all obsessed with cock. The length, the girth, the cleanliness… we can’t stop talking about it. Pretty much everywhere you’ll find men asking if size matters, and women talking about the perfect length.

A good friend of mine, when in a group talking about sex, will constantly say “what is wrong with normal sex?” in response to anything that is slightly out of the ordinary for her. These things could be anal, spanking, and possibly anything that isn’t straight up missionary sex.

Seeing a sexy woman’s bum wiggling in front of you, or a juicy pair of boobs bouncing by you, can be enough to distract you from what you were doing. The female form is amazing, beautiful, and something to admire.

For most people, page three will always be remembered as the page where sexy topless women would appear. Last week we thought that page three was done for, after media outlets all over reported that it was finished. Turns out it is back and here to stay.