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We all have that one porn site we always go back to. We might check out other sites and wank off there, but we will always go back to our favourite site that has the best clips. However, one website is giving you a fantastic reason to switch.

Sometimes when you think of sex fantasies people might have, you tend to think of the kinky stuff that you don’t even want to have to think about, let alone try. So you’ll stick to the boring vanilla stuff in the bedroom, preferring your comfort zone to trying something new and exciting.

We have all heard the jokes about women drivers. Apparently, if you are a woman, you shouldn’t be allowed on the roads as you are something of a liability. Whilst you are doing your lipstick in the mirror, you proceed to crash into a fuel lorry, taking out yourself and the rest of the block. We all know that this is wrong, and probably a bit offensive. However, there are some ladies out there who really don’t do the rest of their sex any favours whatsoever.

Having sex isn’t enough anymore. Yes, it can feel good, but it just doesn’t seem to make us feel the way it used to. We want more from it, whether that is by trying new positions, new things, or just breaking out and trying something unexpected.

A terrified family in family in Tredegar, South Wales has called in the Ghostbusters amid claims that they have been molested by an evil poltergeist for months.

Unless you’ve been hiding in a hole for the last few days, you’ll know that on Friday the Supreme Court of the United States ruled that bans on same-sex marriage are unconstitutional, meaning that anywhere in the United States, gay couples can now finally get marriage.

The Cannes Lions International Festival is a huge deal each and every year, with thousands flocking to the south east of France to see if they can catch a glimpse of the stars and get an eye full of the talent there.

We all have things that we like doing in the bedroom, kinky things we want to try, and fetishes we enjoy. We might not always admit it, but they are there, and meeting others who share our fetishes gives us the chance to explore them.

I have to admit it, when I saw the ‘alleged’ Danish sex education book which went into rather graphic detail about how children were made this week, I thought it was a wind up. Maybe it the torrent of fake stories given to us by social media, or allegations of photo’s being taken down because they ‘offend Muslims’, when in fact no such thing has happened, I have just become rather sceptical in my old age.

Too often man has sullied nature with his penis. There’s barely a park these days that hasn’t had a secretive blowjob or two occurred in it, leaving some poor unsuspecting planet or tree with a splattering of a clouded substance. Even for youngsters, the first condom they see is rarely within a sexual education class, but a used, wrinkled looking balloon lying discarded on the pavement.