LONDON ESCORTS

It seems that people still want to join the mile high club. The idea of sneaking off with a partner and having some hot action seems like the most exciting thing ever to some people, even if those airplane toilets are barely big enough to fit one person in, let alone two! Still, the fact that there are about 10 stewardesses knocking around always acts as a big turn off for me!

I always used to get into trouble at school. I was never bad, or a bully, far from it. I was just a bit of a smart arse who made jokes at the wrong time. The worst I ever got was a trip to the headmasters office. I certainly never got suspended.

Every day I search for stories I can write for the XEscorts blog. Looking for new material is a major part of my job, but I have to say, it seriously messes me head up sometimes. There is always of some weirdo getting up to something freaky, that is enough makes me weep for humanity!

Dating apps have become increasingly popular in the last few years and seem to be constantly evolving. For example, those old dating apps such as Hinge and Tinder which limited sexual encounters to sea level. To counter this problem, and apparently this is a problem, a new app called Wingman has been launched. This app promises to connect you “with attractive people on your flight, all before you touch down.” Who can resist such a promise?!

Trading Standards have a lot to deal with. There are plenty of businesses out there who really don’t do a great job, and need to be held to account.

Anal sex really divides opinion. Many see it as a taboo, or even a bit ‘gay’. For the more open minded and fun loving however, anal sex can be a very enjoyable sexual fantasy. This is due to a lot of nerve endings being located in the anal walls, making it very receptively sensitive.

It is a conversation I have had on a number of occasions with my Mrs. What kind of cheating could I get away with? It usually is a case of would she prefer me to see an escort, or someone I know? The answer is always a resounding yes for the escort, as there would be no emotional attachment there (though that isn’t giving me a free pass, I would still get hit with a frying pan I think)

They say people from New Zealand are made of sterner stuff than most of us. Maybe it is something to do with the rainy and wintry conditions that batter the island constantly?(the amount of people who think it is a warm, Australia like climate is unreal) A recent story however, helped take their reputation on to another level completely.

Cops, for the most get a pretty bad press. Some of it may be deserved, yet, for the most part, they are treated pretty harshly. Still, when you have coppers getting caught trespassing on your property and having sex, it is unsurprising that the homeowner will take a dim view of the boys, and girls in blue.

Most of us have played air guitar at one point or another, usually when drunk and listening to music with a driving beat. We all think we look pretty cool, but I am sure if we looked at ourselves on video when sober, we would think ‘wow, you look a tit’. It doesn’t stop it being fun however.