SEX

Advertising is everywhere. You can’t go for a minute without seeing it, both in public places or in the comfort of your own home. If you miss the posters on buses, or the adverts in store windows, you will be bound to see them online or on the television. Yet sex hasn’t been the subject… until now.

What is it with all these hot teachers having sex with their students these days? Every time I pick up a newspaper there seems to be a new story of teachers giving knowledge and tips in a way they certainly shouldn’t be doing.

I have been on a number of websites for brothels in America. You go to the Bunnyranch in Nevada and you have a full range of services of on offer which make the encounters sound like a dinner menu that I would get if I went to Nando’s. To be fair, I always thought it was an American thing, and we would never get it in London.

We all know that American rappers spend a lot of time with scantily clad, sexy ladies. If ever you turn on MTV (which as I’m over 30, I don’t) you will see some black rapper with numerous women shaking their bits in the camera. Usually you wouldn’t expect that to be part of real life as it is merely a music video. However, it seems that one particular rapper has been taking it too far, after it emerged he has been raided by police who suspect him of running an escort service.

At some point or another, most guys have wanted a threesome. The same can be said for a number of women in fact. However, the main problem most people have with the reality of them is the fact that they can become uncomfortable. What if the guy is looking too much at the other woman and not his partner? What if the female partner isn’t really into women, but feel pressurised into pleasuring the other one?

I was burning with anger, why was I in daddy’s office again? What had I done that was so wrong except live my life and enjoy what is rightfully mine? The old man, dressed in his tweed overcoat, with patches of leather and scrapes of dirt, reminiscent of his recent hunting expedition on the elbows traced the outside of the room, walking round and round in circles, making me more and more dizzy as I awaited another of his rages.

As I drive ferociously on the motorway, at top speed, I can’t help but suppress a naughty giggle as the song ‘make love in this club’ comes on the radio. It brings back memories of the most erotic encounter of my life, in a tiny bathroom cubicle in one of the hottest clubs in London.

The one thing women can most definitely do and men can’t is fake orgasms. Women know if a man is faking, the evidence is non-arguable. But a woman can fake as much and as many times as she likes often with her man being none the wiser. How can you tell a woman has faked it, we uncover the truth.

I thought that working in the sex industry would stop it, but still, every now and again I read a story that shocks me to my very core. Today’s tale comes from Japan where some rather sick individual has created a disgusting game where you can sexually assault a virtual character.

Curiosity and intrigue is what causes most of us to fabricate the fantasy of a threesome in our minds. Even Katy Perry once sang about her own ‘menage a troi’, the fantasy is one which gives a sense of feeling sexually liberated, but there are still things to consider.