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It sounds like something from a horror story. A man innocently falls asleep, only to wake in the morning and find he is missing two very important things. Unfortunately this isn’t a joke, as one Russian TV presenter found on a night out. Feel free to keep them covered, boys.

When you think of porn orgasms, you tend to think of how fake they are with all of the screaming and moaning when someone so much as touches them. If that’s the case, you might be reading the title thinking “are you mad, Lara? Of course they are fake!” Well, it turns out that isn’t actually the case.

People tend to be in two minds about roleplay in the bedroom. It is either something they will rarely do, feeling that it is just a little silly and awkward, or they love it and just can’t get enough of it.

Work can get in the way of the best things in life, like the hot passionate sex you should be having. Trying to find the time to go over and meet your sexy girlfriend can be a struggle, which is why people are becoming more and more interested in phone sex.

You’d think that spotting a man standing outside your house while masturbating would be the worst thing that could happen, but for residents of Altamonte Springs in Florida, it got a whole lot worse.

Sex is a lot of fun, but sometimes you find yourself being very boring in bed. It doesn’t happen on purpose. It’s just that, over time, you know which positions work for you are rarely deviate. It might seem like you are always hitting the spot, but it can lead to things going stale in the sack.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, you heard that there is a man from Yorkshire who is holding a party for people with small penises… because if you have a small penis you want nothing more than to party with people with the same issue, right?

Don’t send dick pics. Seriously. It isn’t big (well…) and it isn’t clever. If anything, it makes us want to just block your number and never ever speak to you again.

I think we’ve all been in this situation. You’re in bed with someone, having some fantastic sex, only to be left feeling unsatisfied once the other person has gotten what they want. Gee, thanks.

Sometimes you just want to keep what happens in your private life just that – private. You don’t want the world to know and be asking questions, because your relationship is no-one else’s business but your own.