Sex is a lot of fun, but sometimes you find yourself being very boring in bed. It doesn’t happen on purpose. It’s just that, over time, you know which positions work for you are rarely deviate. It might seem like you are always hitting the spot, but it can lead to things going stale in the sack.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, you heard that there is a man from Yorkshire who is holding a party for people with small penises… because if you have a small penis you want nothing more than to party with people with the same issue, right?

Don’t send dick pics. Seriously. It isn’t big (well…) and it isn’t clever. If anything, it makes us want to just block your number and never ever speak to you again.

I think we’ve all been in this situation. You’re in bed with someone, having some fantastic sex, only to be left feeling unsatisfied once the other person has gotten what they want. Gee, thanks.

Sometimes you just want to keep what happens in your private life just that – private. You don’t want the world to know and be asking questions, because your relationship is no-one else’s business but your own.

We don’t need excuses to have more sex… but if professionals provide us with evidence and proof that we should be getting down and dirty, who are we to argue?

We all have accents that we love and find sexy. Personally, I love the Belfast accent and the South East England accents. Something about them just makes me think “yes!”

Social media is an interesting place to be at the moment. On things like Twitter you are constantly assaulted with images or witty comments by others. On Facebook, you see link after link to the latest quiz or “top ten facts” page that you just have to click on.

The film ’50 Shades of Grey’ is coming out this weekend. Couples all over the world will be flocking to see it and then leaving with new ideas of things to try in the bedroom. They’ll venture out in search of the perfect items for their bondage fun.