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I was trawling around the internet today and found maybe one of the most TV shows I have seen in a long time. The programme was called ‘What Would You Do?’ and focused on two gay actors who entered a restaurant and started to display their affection for each other.

Oral sex is one of the greatest things you can do in the bedroom. As a woman it’s one of my favourite things to do and have done to me. You can have a man completely at your mercy and decide exactly when you are going to bring them to the moment of ecstasy. You can have someone bring you just to the brink of orgasm and keep you there for as long as they want.

I for one am really looking forward to the World Cup. I adore football, and for me, the tournament really is the best thing on earth. The greatest players on the planet get together in what truly is a festival of the beautiful game.

When I think of Sex dolls, I usually envisage some 40 year old guy in the bedroom of his parents house, banging away on a plastic, inanimate object. That seedy, slightly strange image will not leave my head, no matter how much I try and convince myself life is a case of ‘each to their own’.

Many of us have been accused of being a little bit too obsessed with our mobile phones at one time or another. Still, not many people can compare with the man in China who suffered a detached retina through excessive text messaging.

With all the advances in the electronics industry, it seemed only a matter of time before these innovations started to impact the porn industry in a positive way. Well, this advancement seems to have arrived, and is coming straight out of Thailand.

It has all been a bit serious recently on the XEscorts blog. We have had feminists getting voted into parliament and palm readers allegedly groping women in car parks. One of our popular escorts (who asked not to be named) actually contacted me to say we needed to cheer things up a bit.

At a time when most of Europe was veering towards the right wing of politics in the recent European elections, it was wonderful to see my beloved Sweden vote a formal feminist party into the EU parliament. The party even has a Roma woman as its representative.

It has been confirmed that Dutchman Louis Van Gaal will take over as the new Manchester united manager. The Dutchman will replace previous top man David Moyes, straight after he has taken charge of the Dutch squad at this years World Cup in Brazil.

Here XEscorts, we pride ourselves on giving the best sex advice in the land. We speak to escorts and clients alike on a regular basis, so you can be assured of the quality of our tips. Still, there is some stuff out there on the internet, that even we are slightly taken aback by.