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I don’t have a lot of time or energy to write a new journal entry, but I do have the time to say this. Ever since I’ve had sex in the pool with Andreo, I haven’t been feeling like my usual self. I don’t know whether it’s because my client doesn’t like my work, or that Marcos hasn’t stopped texting me yet. However, what I do know…is that I’m late.

Some people love it, some people hate it. But if you want to know how it got famous, just watch Miley Cyrus’ 2013 VMA performance with Robin Thicke. Yes, the art of twerking seemed to have caused a controversy within social trends and media, but you cannot help but think that there must be a reason why so many people twerk, and why so many men love watching a person twerk.

No matter how much we love professional porn videos, there’s something that’s lacking about them.

Ah, Sweden. Who wouldn’t want to go and visit this beautiful, fantastic country in the Scandinavian region? It’s the birthplace of the famous Swedish meatballs, the H&M fashion company, and all of the gorgeous women with natural platinum-blonde hair.

So, you’ve let your dominant persona rise from its dormancy and now you want to let it run wild. You’ve grasped the aspect of how dominatrixes and mistresses act towards their slaves, and now you want to learn the tools of the trade when you want to smack your little pig up in your sex dungeon.

Knowledge is a powerful tool, right? Well, I don’t think it’s always powerful, but I believe it can be useful if you’re in a hot session with a mistress. Just like every media franchise that has its own Wikipedia page, BDSM has its own glossary that doms and subs look back on whenever they need to be reminded what a certain word means.

Guys and girls, it is a fact that porn isn’t the most realistic of things to watch on your laptop…well…neither is a science fiction movie. There are certain positions that a pornstar would have been trained to do to avoid any kind of physical injury; you can’t exactly do a standing-up 69 position without training your back, can you?

So, you’ve heard about the world of female domination and you want to become a mistress’ little pig? That’s great news; I’m sure that a feisty dominatrix would be more than happy to use you as her puny bitch.

As the years have gone by, I’ve seen so many changes in our social, political and economic traditions. I remember a time when third-wave feminism wasn’t blasted on our TV screens, when Maria Sharapova was the golden girl of tennis and when having a Nokia 3410 made you the coolest kid in class. Yeah, those were the days…

I don’t know if they are looking for sexual stimulation or just want to see how far their ass hole can be stretched, but it seems that an impressive number of people are inserting a variety of strange objects in their anuses.