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We would all love to be in the position where we get to have intense sex all of the time. I’m pretty sure none of us would get anything done if we did, which is why spending time with an escort is such a treat. You get to have a fantastic time together and you’ll leave with some amazing memories, even if you can’t do it as regularly as you would like to.

As a woman I can tell you that there is no better feeling than seeing the look on your partner’s face when you step into the bedroom in a sexy outfit for them to tear off later. You get to see their jaw drop and their cock rise to attention as you strut over to them, flashing almost every bit of skin that they wish to see. It is a lot of fun to do and a great way to tease your partner.

Every man dreams about being surprised with a private striptease, and every woman fantasise about being the star of a lap dance show. Not all women have enough courage or succeed in performing a good dance because it’s not as easy as you might think.

There are all sorts of things that can ruin your sex life. Your mood could be one of them, and if you’ve had a rough week at work one of the last things that might be on your mind is a night of passionate sex, especially if you’ve been working late and just want to sleep… but that isn’t the only thing. Did you know that your bed could also be killing your sex life? Yes, the very bed that you have to force yourself to leave on your days off.

It has to be said, not many of us want to see a ghost. Despite many people being fascinated by the supernatural, I suspect if most of us saw something strange, we would most likely shit our pants. However, if the stories coming from Torquay Museum in Devon are anything to go by, if we see this particular apparition, then we may well have a completely different reaction.

Universities are becoming known lately for having some of the strangest courses for you to attend. At the Ohio State University you can learn all about Harry Potter, while the University of Texas at Austin can teach you Klingon. Hell, if you want to know more about Cyberporn and Society (and let’s face it, who wouldn’t?) the University of New York might be the place for you.

Most of us will know what pegging is and, if you don’t, websites like Urban Dictionary will describe it to you without any fuss as simply “anal sex reverse”. Instead of the man giving it to the woman up the ass, it’ll be the woman (usually with a strap-on) fucking the man’s tight asshole, and it is increasing in popularity.

We all have a bucket list of things that we want to do in bed, and there are plenty of hot and sexy things on there that we are eager to try out. Whether it is simply a night of domination that you want to try, or you are interested in some roleplay with costumes, we all have our fantasies.

Friends of Prime Minister David Cameron have been forced to deny allegations that he stuck is penis in a dead pig’s mouth as part of a bizarre initiation ceremony when he was a student some years ago.

Getting into 69 position feels like a real effort sometimes. You have to be careful where you move your legs so that no-one gets a knee to the head or unexpectedly whacked in the face with a hard cock, and then when you are in that position it can take a while before you get properly warmed up.