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When I think of Sex dolls, I usually envisage some 40 year old guy in the bedroom of his parents house, banging away on a plastic, inanimate object. That seedy, slightly strange image will not leave my head, no matter how much I try and convince myself life is a case of ‘each to their own’.

A nature documentary in Africa was rudely interpreted this week when two lions began noisily having sex right in camera shot.

With all the advances in the electronics industry, it seemed only a matter of time before these innovations started to impact the porn industry in a positive way. Well, this advancement seems to have arrived, and is coming straight out of Thailand.

It has all been a bit serious recently on the XEscorts blog. We have had feminists getting voted into parliament and palm readers allegedly groping women in car parks. One of our popular escorts (who asked not to be named) actually contacted me to say we needed to cheer things up a bit.

Here at XEscorts we like to discuss a range of topics. We can talk about things ranging from escorting issues, to the latest sex abuse cases involving the likes of Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall. However, it isn’t always that serious in the office; we like to have a laugh as well.

Women are never the most vocal at telling guys they are rubbish in bed. They realise they may sound insulting if they actually said what they were really thinking. Still, there are a number of things that they say that really give the game away.

We have all heard about bitcoins. This is the digital currency which has become more and more popular since it’s inception in 2009. They have become so popular that the US Treasury has described them as a ‘decentralised currency’. But have you ever heard of ‘Titcoins’?

I was looking round the internet earlier and found this little gem. A model identified only as “Marie” walks through the streets of Lille, France, dressed normally from the waist up, but on the bottom wearing only a thong and jeans that have been literally painted on.

A video has emerged of Beyonce’s younger sister Solange attacking Jay-Z is a hotel lift.The security recording has taken the world by storm, and has been plastered over the internet.

I love the United States of America. I make a point of going to New York at least twice a year just to feel the buzz. Contrary to the widely held view, they are a really friendly bunch I find. Still, that doesn’t stop the country as a whole having its fair share of eccentricity.