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I have seen many things in McDonald’s in my time, usually at the end of a long night drinking. I have seen fights, people being sick on the table, and many other things that make me glad I don’t venture there too often these days. But a woman running topless through the establishment, trashing it in the process? Nope, I have never seen that!

Here on the XEscorts blog, we don’t just talk about escorting and sex. Yes, they are two truly wonderful things, but there are other ways to put a smile on our faces.

Toys aren’t just for women! Whether you’re going it alone or with your lady, there are plenty of great toys on the market that could take your sex life to the next level. Toys are a fun and exciting way of enhancing foreplay and finding what really turns you on. With so many to choose from, they can be intimidating – so we’ve compiled a list of some of our favourite products that are currently available.

2014 has already seen the introduction of numerous peculiar, playful and practical apps, but have you heard of the app that claims to allow men to “outsource their relationships”? Labelling itself as “your clever relationship wingman”, the BroApp will send selected texts to you partner throughout the day so that they know they are always on your mind.<

Have you ever wondered what type of taboo sexual fetishes is out there? There’s plenty, but one in particular is the cause of great controversy. Scat is defined as sexual practices relating to shit.

Maybe it has something to do with my juvenile sense of humour, but when I saw it I nearly wet myself.

It’s that time of year again boys. It’s March 14th, and it can mean only one thing; It’s Steak and Blowjob Day!

It is the latest internet sensation. ‘First Kiss’ is a Youtube video where 20 strangers meet for the first time, and, believe it or not, kiss.

Dating apps have become increasingly popular in the last few years and seem to be constantly evolving. For example, those old dating apps such as Hinge and Tinder which limited sexual encounters to sea level. To counter this problem, and apparently this is a problem, a new app called Wingman has been launched. This app promises to connect you “with attractive people on your flight, all before you touch down.” Who can resist such a promise?!

Love is a very powerful thing. Whether it is a mother to a child, a husband to wife or a girlfriend to a boyfriend, it is maybe the most priceless thing in the world. But have you ever heard of love from a penguin to a keeper? Me neither!