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There are many things you expect when you go to McDonald’s. Screaming kids, packed restaurants and convenient food. In that list however, I doubt many of us expect to see a man jerking off for a full half hour whilst the rest of the clientèle sit around looking shocked.

I love the United States Of America, I really do. I have been to Boston, Dallas, New York, Chicago and Seattle and have always been made to feel really welcome. Still, every time I look on the internet there seems to be a new story of someone doing something sexually deviant.

All models like to get publicity. However, there are ways to do it, and there are certainly ways not to do it! Devon Serpa’s antics certainly put her on in the latter category.

Readers of the Radio Times website were shocked this week when they entered the site and found an advert offering visitors a chance to ‘flirt now’ with sexy Russian brides.

Two guys in Kyoto, Japan have been arrested for creating shoes which look up unsuspecting ladies pants.

Most people are having it tough these days. The economy is still struggling, and businesses are having to think outside the box just to stay open. However, sometimes that can be taken too far.

We all get horny at some point or another. I know when I do I go and see those hot Malmo escorts who certainly know how to show me a good time. However, I never ‘scratch that itch’ when I am working, and I certainly don’t go as to the lengths that this guy from Barwell in England decided to go to relieve himself.

Women’s football is becoming more and more popular. Granted it doesn’t get the same attention as men’s footy, and probably never will. However, you will find the women’s game on the BBC whenever England are playing, and at major tournaments. This is definitely a good thing. Not for equality, but just because the games are decent.

They say criminals are never the most intelligent of people. However, few can be more stupid than this guy in Minnesota who left his Facebook on at the home he was burgling.

Women’s rights groups were up in arms earlier this week when it was reported that a top official of the state broadcaster of South Africa was given a gift of a young lady, in return for more programmes being broadcast in the minority Venda language.