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Fishing is supposed to be a nice, relaxing pastime. You go out on the water and try to get the catch of the day. You hope you’ll catch a big one, and when you feel the tug on the line, you hope it isn’t a branch. You want the biggest fish out there… but sometimes you’ll get something else entirely!

2016 has become known to many as a terrible year. We saw so many celebrity deaths and some huge changes around the world that left people feeling like they needed somewhere to turn. For many of us, our savour was porn. In order to cope we started looking up the kinkiest porn we could think of.

Some people are better at sex. Most of the time, it is because they have more experience and have tried different things in the bedroom. Sometimes, it is just a natural talent for giving bigger and better orgasms. However researchers believes that there might actually be a bit of science behind it.

I have never really been anti-religion. I come from a family with faith, so even though I don’t, I have respect for those who do. It is the hypocrisy of many of those who choose it as a profession that gets my goat. However, I never thought I would see it hit such levels as this latest story coming out of Italy, where a Priest has been organising orgies. Yes, you did just hear me right!

Hey, it is almost Christmas , but that doesn’t mean there isn’t time for some messed up sex story from around the world. This time we don’t need to travel too far as the fucked up shit comes from old Blighty, where a woman is accused of letting a dog have sex with her.

Anyone who has been keeping up to date with the news in Sweden will have heard about the rise in sex crime at music festivals this year. Without delving into the reasons why this is the case, it is safe to say that there have been a number of plans that have been put in place to make it stop. These including anti-grabbing bracelets and ‘girls only zones’. Sadly, it seems these have all failed. Now they have another idea, that being ‘value contracts’.

1999 was a big year for many countries. In Sweden, it meant the arrival of the Swedish model, which made it illegal to pay for sex. This meant that clients suddenly found themselves on the wrong side of the law and at risk of getting into trouble. The Danish went the other way. Denmark decided to instead decriminalise sex work, believing that it would be easier to police a trade that is illegal rather than illegal. And Denmark hasn’t stopped there.

I spent 15 minutes thinking about whether I should actually write this piece. When everyone comes to the XEscorts blog, they usually come for a laugh at crazy sex stories from the world. If they are not here for that, then there is the sex advice or the escort tips. This is a place of for escapism, so we don’t really deal with important issues here. However, the stories coming out regarding the sexual abuse of footballers by their coaches when they were young really can’t be allowed to pass without comment.

A woman who admitted having sex with her dog has escaped jail after a trial in Australia.

A 24 year old female teacher who was made pregnant by a 13 year old student has pleaded guilty to the aggravated sexual assault of a child this week. However, it looks like she may avoid jail.