Gentlemen, you can’t deny that the only reason you watched ‘Baywatch’ when you were teenagers is because you wanted to see Pamela Anderson running on the beach.

For years we have believed that sex addicts were being spurred on by the amount of porn they were watching. After all, there are thousands, if not millions, of porn sites out there, with many of them offering a variety of free videos for you to watch and jerk off to. For a long time it just seemed to make sense that porn fuelled sex addiction, and so when people said a lot of us found ourselves agreeing… but it seems that it is no longer the case.

There aren’t many things we hate here at Escort England, but it is fair to say, one thing we don’t like is homophobia. This is why we found the following incident so amusing.

It has been one of he craziest viral sensations of the year. The picture of Jemima Campion with the Chuckle Brothers, where due to an optical illusion, her arm ended up looking like a penis coming out of a glass, has taken the internet by storm.

The sex industry is a difficult one to be a part of at the moment. Countries all around the world are trying to decide whether sex work is real work, and when it comes to escorting in particular, they aren’t sure if it is. They think escorting is as simple as lying on your back, but we all know that it is a lot more complicated than that. The problem is that all of the changing laws are making it harder for escorts, and so staying safe is more challenging than before.

Everyone has a fetish that turns them on, whether it would be role-playing, feet, BDSM – that’s mine! – we all have a kink that makes our dicks hard and our pussies wet. Normally, urophilia is classified under BDSM, but not everyone wants to wear a piss gag and be forced to drink someone else’s urine. Still, a lot of people enjoy nothing more than a little sprinkle on their companion’s soft skin.

If you’re going to ask me if porn provides us an unrealistic view on sex, I would reply with another question where I ask if the Star Wars film are making us believe that the Galactic Empire will take over the House of Parliament.

Everyone likes different things in bed, and trying to cater for everyone’s unique tastes is a real challenge. You might feel that, no matter what you do when it comes to sex, you simply aren’t getting it right, but finding out what the right thing to do is often is very difficult, which is why we’ll just try anything in the hope of getting it oh-so right!

There is nothing wrong with having good old-fashioned sex, but you know what they say, “ different strokes for different folks”. So, even though many people are profoundly happy with their vanilla sex life, some have a huge desire to play with their naked body in a diversity of ways.

Video gaming is a huge industry. Millions are poured into it each year, and the results are obvious. We see people spending on game after game for their entertainment, and the amount of merchandise available for gamers is truly huge. They can wear their gaming pride on their sleeves, while those who watch porn don’t get the same luxury. Sure, you could walk around wearing a t-shirt from your favourite website, but you probably will get a lot of weird looks for it.