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It was November and I needed to escape my work for a little while.

The stress of working at the restaurant started to fill my head up with bad moods, so I begged my boss if I could book a fortnight of my annual leave to jet off somewhere I didn’t have to think about the stress. Somewhere I didn’t have to think about my hassles, my worries, or the rude customers at the restaurant.

We all have things that we worry about in the bedroom. We might wonder if the position we choose is a little boring for our partner. We might also panic about the techniques we use and the kinky things that we whisper in the moment. One of the biggest worries for a lot of men, however, is whether their penis size is important. Plenty of men believe that they aren’t big enough for their partner.

Are you wondering if seeing an escort with your partner is a good idea? I am sure this popped in everyone’s heads at least once. But rather than seeing the positive part, many of them immediately made the thought disappear and let the “traditional half” rule their mind!

Anyone who posts revenge revenge porn is a complete asshole. No matter what the reasons are for a break up, there are things that you really shouldn’t do. Very much near the top of that list is posting private stuff like that.

I am a sucker for ear candy. I love the sound of a guy whispering all the dirty things he wants to do to me.

Then again, what woman wouldn’t get wet at the sound of their companions being naughty over the phone. It’s a great way to release some sexualtension, especially if you live far away from your partner. So, some bright young man or lady has come up with the idea where they can contact their spouses by phone and make them cum through the use of their filthy vocabulary. We have to thank Martin Cooper for his mobile phone invention!

When you have a fetish it can be difficult to fully explore it, especially if the people in your life aren’t quite as understanding about it as you would hope they would be. For a lot of people, they find a range of fetishes disgusting and simply don’t get the appeal of them, which can make getting the confidence to actually talk about what it is you really want in bed tough. You want to be able to freely explore your fetish, which is why dominatrix escorts are so popular. They won’t judge you in the same way that others do.

Gentlemen, you can’t deny that the only reason you watched ‘Baywatch’ when you were teenagers is because you wanted to see Pamela Anderson running on the beach.

For years we have believed that sex addicts were being spurred on by the amount of porn they were watching. After all, there are thousands, if not millions, of porn sites out there, with many of them offering a variety of free videos for you to watch and jerk off to. For a long time it just seemed to make sense that porn fuelled sex addiction, and so when people said a lot of us found ourselves agreeing… but it seems that it is no longer the case.

There aren’t many things we hate here at Escort England, but it is fair to say, one thing we don’t like is homophobia. This is why we found the following incident so amusing.

It has been one of he craziest viral sensations of the year. The picture of Jemima Campion with the Chuckle Brothers, where due to an optical illusion, her arm ended up looking like a penis coming out of a glass, has taken the internet by storm.