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You’d think that spotting a man standing outside your house while masturbating would be the worst thing that could happen, but for residents of Altamonte Springs in Florida, it got a whole lot worse.

Here at XEscorts, we have always been big supporters of women (and men) who are involved in sexual or violent attacks getting justice. We all know that it is hard to get that justice, as sexual offences are hard to prove. Far from most rapists being John Duffy’s type characters turning up at your local train station, most rapes take place between people who know each other, and lack the physical evidence that is there when you are up against a beast in a balaclava.

Sex is a lot of fun, but sometimes you find yourself being very boring in bed. It doesn’t happen on purpose. It’s just that, over time, you know which positions work for you are rarely deviate. It might seem like you are always hitting the spot, but it can lead to things going stale in the sack.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, you heard that there is a man from Yorkshire who is holding a party for people with small penises… because if you have a small penis you want nothing more than to party with people with the same issue, right?

Don’t send dick pics. Seriously. It isn’t big (well…) and it isn’t clever. If anything, it makes us want to just block your number and never ever speak to you again.

I think we’ve all been in this situation. You’re in bed with someone, having some fantastic sex, only to be left feeling unsatisfied once the other person has gotten what they want. Gee, thanks.

What is it with public sex with these days? Every time I pick up a newspaper, I see some couple going at it like rabbits in full view of the general public. Other peoples views don’t seem to matter a jot to these people, as they just have sex whenever, and wherever they like.

As a guy, few things can be worse than having a small penis. From the moment we become sexually aware, we are taught that having a big penis is better, and that guys with small dicks are somewhat ‘inferior’. It matters not that you only need a certain length to please a woman, (or man) having a small willy can lead to guys having real confidence issues, and in some cases, suffering from depression.

Sometimes you just want to keep what happens in your private life just that – private. You don’t want the world to know and be asking questions, because your relationship is no-one else’s business but your own.

We don’t need excuses to have more sex… but if professionals provide us with evidence and proof that we should be getting down and dirty, who are we to argue?