BDSM

If you guys have the same love/hate relationship as I do with Tinder, then you would know that it’s fun and exciting for 10 minutes, before it turns into a pile of banal shit.

We’re now in a day and age where everything that was considered a niche, an uncommon trend, or something that was downright fucking weird, is now deemed as cool.

So, you’ve let your dominant persona rise from its dormancy and now you want to let it run wild. You’ve grasped the aspect of how dominatrixes and mistresses act towards their slaves, and now you want to learn the tools of the trade when you want to smack your little pig up in your sex dungeon.

Knowledge is a powerful tool, right? Well, I don’t think it’s always powerful, but I believe it can be useful if you’re in a hot session with a mistress. Just like every media franchise that has its own Wikipedia page, BDSM has its own glossary that doms and subs look back on whenever they need to be reminded what a certain word means.

Guys and girls, it is a fact that porn isn’t the most realistic of things to watch on your laptop…well…neither is a science fiction movie. There are certain positions that a pornstar would have been trained to do to avoid any kind of physical injury; you can’t exactly do a standing-up 69 position without training your back, can you?

So, you’ve heard about the world of female domination and you want to become a mistress’ little pig? That’s great news; I’m sure that a feisty dominatrix would be more than happy to use you as her puny bitch.

You know what really grinds my gears? This fucking ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ novel. Ever since it’s launch in 2012, everyone, mostly women, were throwing their money at their local bookstores to get a novel which is all about a dysfunctional sex relationship between a senior college student and an entrepreneur. To all the girls and guys who have read the book, you might as well have been reading another Twilight novel. Hell, the plot was even converted from a Twilight fan fiction!

There are so many fun games that people choose to play in the bedroom, but sometimes we want something simple. We don’t want to have to buy tons of equipment just for some fun, but when it comes to the kinkier things, it is hard to avoid spending money. Bondage is a lot of fun to try, but many want to have the specialist equipment to make sure everything goes smoothly and according to plan for their first time bondage.

As much as we might hate the series, the Fifty Shades books and films have well and truly brought BDSM into the spotlight. While bored housewives around the world are thrilled to be reading about Christian Grey’s antics in the red room with Anastasia, the rest of us are horrified at the things we see described on the pages, and we can’t wait to put them down.

Ask anyone how they feel about the ‘Fifty Shades’ series and you will be hit with a strong opinion. People either love it and think it is some of the best erotica they have ever read or they hate it and believe that it is nothing short of abusive and disgusting to read.