CRIME

Here at XEscorts, we are well aware that many women are the victims of sexual assault and rape in this country. No-one deserves that, and it is only right that we, as a society, do things to minimise these kinds of offences.

No-one likes getting hit with a car. There you have it; the most obvious comment of the day you are likely to hear. However, there are ways to go about dealing with it happening. Dust yourself off, make a complain, then go and get compensation seems the most normal course of events. Dropping your pants and jerking off in the middle of the street probably isn’t the way.

OK, here at XEscorts, we aren’t idiots. We know full well that there are some escorts who use fake photos. This is why we have the verification system, where if the escort actually is the person in the pictures, we give the profile a tick. Sometimes these naughty ones (a few bad apples among thousands of great men and women) will use the pictures of celebrities, although we realise that our punters aren’t stupid enough to fall for that. However, despite these fun and games, we have never advertised that celebrities are actually advertising with us.

It is maybe the most horrific thing I have seen on the internet in a long time. A couple in Portugal have been filmed having sex, in public, right in front of their daughter.

It is one of the saddest stories I have heard in a while. Two Muslim migrants, aged 16 and 19 years old respectively, have been charged with murdering a gay man, before dressing him in women’s clothing and wrapping a snake around his neck.

Anyone who posts revenge revenge porn is a complete asshole. No matter what the reasons are for a break up, there are things that you really shouldn’t do. Very much near the top of that list is posting private stuff like that.

A 21 year old girl who had sex with an 11 year old boy has escaped a jail sentence after the judge described her as ‘immature’.

We have all seen these female teachers recently who have been caught out sleeping with their students. For the most part they look all-right, certainly worth going with if you are a horny 15 year old. However, it is very rarely that you see one who is so attractive she should really be on the catwalk.

A guy in Winchester, USA is in jail after he impersonated a police officer in a vain attempt to get back his wallet which had been stolen by a sex worker.

A sex worker was described as being ‘lucky to be alive’ after being stabbed with scissors by a client who couldn’t stay aroused.