CRIME

They say criminals are never the most intelligent of people. However, few can be more stupid than this guy in Minnesota who left his Facebook on at the home he was burgling.

A man in Tulsa, Oklahoma was arrested earlier this week for allegedly masturbating in the middle of a Walmart superstore.

A teacher in Houston, Texas has been suspended and charged with ‘having an inappropriate relationship with a student’ after giving a 15 year old boy a lap-dance for his birthday.

You just couldn’t make it up. Rolf Harris, who is on trial over 12 counts of indecent assault actually sang ‘his famous hit ‘Jake The Peg’, in the witness box yesterday.

Disgraced former TV presenter Stuart Hall has been sentenced to a further two years and six months in prison for two indecent assaults on a 13 year old girl. He was convicted by a majority verdict at the trial which was held at Preston Crown Court. He had admitted to the first one at the start of the case.

In a story that no-one could predict, a palm reader has been arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting two women in a Walmart car park.

Here at XEscorts, we have been keeping up to date with the celebrity sex offence cases. We have watched with interest as cases against the likes of Bill Roache and Nigel Evans MP, have fallen flat on their faces, with what turned out to pretty poor cases. Still, we held fire on any accusation of a celebrity witch hunt, as that term can be used to brush real cases under the carpet.

I have seen many things in McDonald’s in my time, usually at the end of a long night drinking. I have seen fights, people being sick on the table, and many other things that make me glad I don’t venture there too often these days. But a woman running topless through the establishment, trashing it in the process? Nope, I have never seen that!

Tuesdays are a traditionally crappy day. You are only two days into your working week, with three full days ahead of you before the weekend. Not only that, Monday had already eliminated the glow you gained from the previous weekend. Still, there is always someone out there having a worse day than you.

There is always a concern over how you will react if you are caught. My plan would always be to grab my pants and make a Usain Bolt-like dash for the door and not to look back. Yes, my reputation may be in tatters, but I won’t end up in jail or the hospital.