FUNNY

It has been one of he craziest viral sensations of the year. The picture of Jemima Campion with the Chuckle Brothers, where due to an optical illusion, her arm ended up looking like a penis coming out of a glass, has taken the internet by storm.

A group of OAP’s with an average age of 85 shocked the normally quaint Ashington Festival in Horsham, West Sussex, by decking their minibus in a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ style.

We have all heard the jokes about women drivers. Apparently, if you are a woman, you shouldn’t be allowed on the roads as you are something of a liability. Whilst you are doing your lipstick in the mirror, you proceed to crash into a fuel lorry, taking out yourself and the rest of the block. We all know that this is wrong, and probably a bit offensive. However, there are some ladies out there who really don’t do the rest of their sex any favours whatsoever.

I have to admit it, when I saw the ‘alleged’ Danish sex education book which went into rather graphic detail about how children were made this week, I thought it was a wind up. Maybe it the torrent of fake stories given to us by social media, or allegations of photo’s being taken down because they ‘offend Muslims’, when in fact no such thing has happened, I have just become rather sceptical in my old age.

Russian Police are trying to track down a couple who have been caught having sex on a very public fountain in the middle of the day.

A U.S paramedic ended up at the centre of a medical emergency of his own after he was bitten in the balls by a family dog whilst he was trying to save the life of a child from that address.

We all get horny at some point or another. I know when I do I go and see those hot Malmo escorts who certainly know how to show me a good time. However, I never ‘scratch that itch’ when I am working, and I certainly don’t go as to the lengths that this guy from Barwell in England decided to go to relieve himself.

They say criminals are never the most intelligent of people. However, few can be more stupid than this guy in Minnesota who left his Facebook on at the home he was burgling.

I have to say, unlike a number of my colleagues, I was never really into that ‘First Kiss’ video that went viral on Youtube a few months ago.

As a Manc myself, I know that Manchester people are a bit different. Maybe it is something to do with our famous music scene, or the fact our football teams dominate the sport on a domestic level. What is certain is that we march to a slightly different drum beat than the rest of the country.