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The need for company knows no bounds. Whether high or low, old or young, it is an essential necessity that we all feel. And there’s nothing to better remind us of that fact then when a high-flying executive hires a prostitute to keep him company on a lonely train ride, and then claims his lascivious getaway as a business expense.

A prostitute in Malta has been cleared of theft after a punter claimed that she had robbed €11,300 off him during a 10 minute sex romp.

For many men, talk of women paying for sex is like sweet, succulent poetry to their ears. It heralds a new age where the ever-present desire for sex is no longer exclusive to the male gender, and perhaps English nightclubs will cease to be the sausage-fest spheres of reciprocated frustration and sadness that they have become.

In many roles, if you have sex with a client or customer, you could find yourself getting fired. It doesn’t matter if it is consensual or that it goes on behind closed doors. If you break the rules by fucking one of your clients, that is all that matters.

Here at XEscorts, we have always believed that prostitution should be legal. It is every man and woman’s right to do exactly what they want with their own bodies, so who are society to get involved?

Sex toys are everywhere. It is hard to escape them, and if you have ever used one in the bedroom you will know why. Not only are they great for a little solo fun, but they can make sex even better and have your partner begging you for more.

Here at XEscorts, we are fully aware that it is difficult for women (and men) to get justice after they have been sexually assaulted. There are rarely any witnesses, so for much of the time, it is one persons word against the other. I would love to know how many cases there are of men walking free, when in fact, they have committed an offence?

There is always time for a little naughtiness during the working weeks at the St Barts Gynecology unit.

I know what you’re thinking – “too much” sex can’t be bad for you because it feels oh so good, and you can never have too much of a good thing. In fact, all of our research shows that sex is actually good for you, and it can save your relationship if you have enough.

When porn comes up in conversation, it doesn’t tend to be in favour of it. Sure, there are some who see it as a bit of harmless entertainment, but many think it is disgusting and should be confined to the darkest corners of the internet.