FUN

British tourists are famous for a whole bunch of things, but nothing quite as much as our ability to get pissed, loud and completely naked in public. We’ve gone from the prodigious days of having our own empire covering the entire world to getting our penises and tits out any opportunity we get. We feel that our ancestors would be proud – to see that we’re so arrogantly English, that we just don’t care anymore.

From the Greeks to the Ottomans, and then again onto the modern day Americans, there has been one accepted principle when it comes to attraction: people in positions of authority are hot. Without getting into a discussion about a patriarchal society, this is typically more commonly seen amongst young women, with that Hollywood style beady-eyed look as they stare at their adult superiors.

Sex toys are everywhere. It is hard to escape them, and if you have ever used one in the bedroom you will know why. Not only are they great for a little solo fun, but they can make sex even better and have your partner begging you for more.

The idea of joining the mile high club is one that many like the sound of. It is a common sexual fantasy, and many put it second only to the idea of having a threesome. What is it that makes sex on a plane so appealing, and how can you join the mile high club?

One of the great questions in life throughout history has been ‘what do women actually want?’. Well, to be fair, when it comes to life and love, no-one has really worked that one out. It could be argued that women don’t even know themselves. However, there is one area where we can figure out what their tastes are, and that is in porn viewing.

Everyone is always looking for a new and exciting sex position to try, but scanning through the pages of the Kama Sutra takes a long time, and honestly, we don’t know how they get into half of those positions without breaking limbs first.

An Illinois man is defending his decision to have a two way mirror in the women’s bathroom of his bar, saying it was a ‘fun house gag’.

There can be fewer bigger douchebags in the world than Kanye West. The guy walks around like he owns the world. Yes, he has loads of money and his wife, Kim Kardashian is absolutely stunning, but my God, there is no need to be such a prick about it.

Opening up a Swingers’ club can be difficult, especially in America. There are certain rules you much follow and, if you don’t, your plan to create the perfect haven for swingers can be stopped.

Porn is great. For a short amount of time you get to escape to a fantasy land where every woman is perfectly shaven and busty, while every man has a cock that makes a police truncheon look small. Each position they try works flawlessly without a single sign of struggle or uncomfortableness, and as soon as the man even looks at the woman “OH MY GOD” she’s having an orgasm.